BitDefender 2010 – next generation of protection

Do you feel protected? I don’t. For the past few days I was infected dew to my foolishness, until I saw the launch of the new series of anti virus protection from BitDefender!

BitDefender Internet Security 2010 Build 13.0.15.297
The BitDefender Internet Security will keep your Internet-connected family safe, without slowing down their PCs. It locks out viruses, hackers & spam, while providing parental control and firewall protection.
Here are some key features of “BitDefender Internet Security”:

Confidently download, share and open files from friends, family, co-workers – and even total strangers:
· Protects against viruses and other malware using industry-leading technologyNEW
· Scans all Web, e-mail and instant messaging traffic in real-time
· Provides an unmatched detection rate of new threats based on two different proactive technologies
· Blocks spyware programs that track your online activities

Protect your identity: shop, bank, listen and watch, privately and securely:
· Blocks web pages that attempt to steal your credit card data
· Prevents personal information from leaking via e-mail, Web or instant messagingNEW

Guard your files and conversations with top-of-the line encryption:
· Instant Messaging Encryption keeps your conversations private on Yahoo! and MSN Messenger
· File Vault securely stores personal information or sensitive files

Connect securely to any network at home, at the office, or away:
· The two-way firewall automatically secures your Internet connection wherever you are
· Wi-Fi monitor helps prevent unauthorized access to your Wi-Fi network

Protect your family and their computers:
· Parental Control blocks access to inappropriate websites and e-mail
· Limits kids’ access the Internet, games, etc. to specific times
· Makes it easy for you to manage the security of your network from a single location

Play safely, play seamlessly:
· Reduces the system load and avoids requesting user
· interaction during game play

Get fine-tuned performance from your computer:
· Optimized scanning technology skips safe files for better scan speed and lower system load
· Antispam stops unwanted e-mail from reaching your Inbox
· Laptop Mode prolongs battery life

Let professionals solve any security issues:
· Assistance with common issues built directly into the product
· Free technical support for the entire duration of the product license

Requirements:

· Available free hard disk space: 600 MB free space
· Intel CORE Duo (1.66 GHz) or equivalent processor
· RAM:
· 1GB (Windows XP and Windows 7)
· 1.5 GB (Windows Vista)
· 600 MB available hard disk space
· Internet Explorer 7

What’s New in This Release:

· More Protection!
· Many of today’s stealth viruses are designed to avoid antivirus detection by initially laying dormant only to attack your PC when it is most vulnerable. BitDefender 2010 features a cutting-edge security system, Active Virus Control, which constantly monitors all of the processes on your PC, 24/7, blocking any malicious behavior before it can cause any damage.
· More Speed!
· The abundance of new viruses calls for faster ways to detect them. BitDefender’s Optimized Scanning avoids the scanning of files that are known to be safe. The result? BitDefender 2010 scans your PC in half the time needed by previous versions, while using less resources.
· Easier to Use!
· Whether you’re a security expert or a novice, with the new BitDefenderUser Profiles you can easily manage your PC’s security. The product interface adapts to the chosen profile and provides quick access to the main security functionalities you are most likely to need (Parental Controls for parents, or Gamer Mode…

I chose to rebuild my life, regain my files, protect myself better against threats… install the new internet total security from BitDefennder! You can find the 30 day trial here!

what if women were Malware?!(3)

Back again! Long weekend wasn’t it?! At the matter of fact I need to tell you something 🙂 I’m not writing anything in weekends! That’s why the third part and the final one was so well awaited 😛

What if women were Malware?! Well they are! They infect every bit of our life’s with absurd requests based on their feelings! They feel that and that and of course you are responsible for all the negative feelings that they have 🙂 In this context the only escape for you is either to get an extremely good anti virus solution, or try another women (this is not an option because they usually come with the same malware programming from the start! so you’re not solving the problem with another women…)

Again the anti virus problem… since we meet so many women we kind of develop our own filter against the ones who are good and the ones who are malicious! This, in anti virus terms is called a signature database and applied to women is a filter which tells you, based on your life experience that fat women are kind, skinny ones are dangerous, the ones with funny accents are frustrated, the ugly ones too and so on…

This actually is your base filter against them – your life experiences with women!

The second filter is the behavioral one witch tells you how they behave and after a behavioral analysis you can tell how much harm can that girl/woman do to you! I wrote about this in what if women were Malware?!(2) !

The last and most effective filter for my best anti-virus solution is the active control filter which is supposed to keep a close focused eye on her every move to determine if she is or not a malware!

In conclusion all those 3 filters -the known life database, the behavioral analysis  and the active virus control make the best anti virus work!

Now the women thing… you really need to protect yourself -> my best guess of an incredible security solution is BitDefender 2010! You can test the beta version here! It has all those filters and many other cool features to keep you safe!

P.S. I hope this metaphor made a difference in your online/offline life, I mean I hope you understood the importance of a good anti virus and the possibility to have a great security solution against malware only by choosing right!

Safe surfing and of course don’t get eaten by malware… (women)

what if women were Malware?!(2)

Yeah! I’m good! How are you this morning?! Well it’s pretty obvious that you were waiting for more… First we should define malware as an abbreviation of “malicious software”, and then we can think about all those things around us like mini codes or bits of program that react to other things and so on! Just for the record I’m not going to start a “where does ALL come from?” or God discussion here!

Seeing the world this way will make you wonder what type of programming do women have? I think women are malware for the things around! Just imagine!

Statistics on women show that women are beginning to be more and more present in politics, government, and in every field of activity your mind could think of! That’s crazy isn’t it? This is commonly known as a rootkit! They infiltrate into the world and capture it with their charms and nice behavior… but we all know that this could lead only to one thing… slavery!

Thus we need an anti virus with a behavioral analysis that could test women before they enter our personal space… in fact in relationships (either online or offline) the best anti virus protecting us from harm, disappointment and sadness would be one who first would get the women and insert it into a virtual capsule, with a virtual version of you, besides her, and test her for 3 months for aggressive behavior, and threatening behavior against your well being!

For example in this virtual world created just for testing the woman, if she doesn’t let your virtual you go out with your friends, watch football, having the morning s, smoke your favorite cigarettes, hang out Sunday afternoons, walk around, doing sports and of course eating your favorite hamburger with lots of pork meat, that women is most certainly MALWARE! And after the analysis you could chose KNOWING if you want or not to stay with or around her 🙂

Yes… this is my conclusion… the best antivirus ever should have a behavioral analysis to tell you if a threat is a threat before getting into it… If you think otherwise or your woman did all the  things above and you’re still a happy couple just give me a call or write me and I think  Guinness World Records would be more than happy to share your results with the world!!! Safe surfing till tomorrow  when we’ll discuss some other characteristics of the perfect system solution that I’ve discovered! 🙂 against malware!!

More info about this strange form of analysys you can find here ->