20
Aug
09

BitDefender 2010 – next generation of protection

bitDo you feel protected? I don’t. For the past few days I was infected dew to my foolishness, until I saw the launch of the new series of anti virus protection from BitDefender!

BitDefender Internet Security 2010 Build 13.0.15.297
The BitDefender Internet Security will keep your Internet-connected family safe, without slowing down their PCs. It locks out viruses, hackers & spam, while providing parental control and firewall protection.
Here are some key features of “BitDefender Internet Security”:

Confidently download, share and open files from friends, family, co-workers – and even total strangers:
· Protects against viruses and other malware using industry-leading technologyNEW
· Scans all Web, e-mail and instant messaging traffic in real-time
· Provides an unmatched detection rate of new threats based on two different proactive technologies
· Blocks spyware programs that track your online activities

Protect your identity: shop, bank, listen and watch, privately and securely:
· Blocks web pages that attempt to steal your credit card data
· Prevents personal information from leaking via e-mail, Web or instant messagingNEW

Guard your files and conversations with top-of-the line encryption:
· Instant Messaging Encryption keeps your conversations private on Yahoo! and MSN Messenger
· File Vault securely stores personal information or sensitive files

Connect securely to any network at home, at the office, or away:
· The two-way firewall automatically secures your Internet connection wherever you are
· Wi-Fi monitor helps prevent unauthorized access to your Wi-Fi network

Protect your family and their computers:
· Parental Control blocks access to inappropriate websites and e-mail
· Limits kids’ access the Internet, games, etc. to specific times
· Makes it easy for you to manage the security of your network from a single location

Play safely, play seamlessly:
· Reduces the system load and avoids requesting user
· interaction during game play

Get fine-tuned performance from your computer:
· Optimized scanning technology skips safe files for better scan speed and lower system load
· Antispam stops unwanted e-mail from reaching your Inbox
· Laptop Mode prolongs battery life

Let professionals solve any security issues:
· Assistance with common issues built directly into the product
· Free technical support for the entire duration of the product license

Requirements:

· Available free hard disk space: 600 MB free space
· Intel CORE Duo (1.66 GHz) or equivalent processor
· RAM:
· 1GB (Windows XP and Windows 7)
· 1.5 GB (Windows Vista)
· 600 MB available hard disk space
· Internet Explorer 7

What’s New in This Release:

· More Protection!
· Many of today’s stealth viruses are designed to avoid antivirus detection by initially laying dormant only to attack your PC when it is most vulnerable. BitDefender 2010 features a cutting-edge security system, Active Virus Control, which constantly monitors all of the processes on your PC, 24/7, blocking any malicious behavior before it can cause any damage.
· More Speed!
· The abundance of new viruses calls for faster ways to detect them. BitDefender’s Optimized Scanning avoids the scanning of files that are known to be safe. The result? BitDefender 2010 scans your PC in half the time needed by previous versions, while using less resources.
· Easier to Use!
· Whether you’re a security expert or a novice, with the new BitDefenderUser Profiles you can easily manage your PC’s security. The product interface adapts to the chosen profile and provides quick access to the main security functionalities you are most likely to need (Parental Controls for parents, or Gamer Mode…

I chose to rebuild my life, regain my files, protect myself better against threats… install the new internet total security from BitDefennder! You can find the 30 day trial here!

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12
Aug
09

Women are designed to kill



onechanbaraFrom my little experience with women I’ve concluded that there are some differences between men and women that are hardly not to observe!

For instance today I had this wonderful discussion about girlfriend’s girl friends! The thing is that all your girlfriend’s girl friends wanna kill you! So my point is exactly women are designed to kill! They are dangerous beings, jealous, and with great passions!

Have you ever noticed that even from the beginning, I mean from their early stages the ‘little girl’ is actually a little monster?!

They have their own killing personality from the start! Breaking things, refusing everything, beating up boys and so on! Their physical evolution is faster than boy’s and they fully take advantage of it!

After a time when they become ladies they begin to have more sensible techniques to kill you or make you suffer! And from this long training of 20-23 years of harming the men there is one more step to achieve for the women all over!

Serial Killing 😀 !!! I found a great article on this and I would like to share it with You and to comment it together! -> Psychology Suite101

Characteristics of Female Serial Killers:

  • Female serial killers have long killing sprees, lasting up to 8 years (males’ sprees almost never last longer than 4 years and usually end after several months).
  • Female serial killers kill more quietly and less “violently”, with poison or other less undetectable methods, like suffocation. Males tend to batter, strangle, stab, and shoot.
  • Female serial killers kill for profit most of the time, while male serial killers kill for sexual reasons about half the time.
  • Female serial killers generally kill people close to them, such as husbands, family members, or people dependent on them. Males kill strangers more often.

Three Similarities Between Male and Female Serial Killers

  1. They look, act, and sound normal – which makes people trust them.
  2. They are psychopaths, but they’re not insane.
  3. Neither male nor female serial killers have a conscience.

Female serial killers are divided into nine categories: black widows, angels of death, sexual predators, revenge killers, profit killers, team killers, killers whose sanity is in question, killers whose motives defy explanation, and unsolved crimes.

Past abuse, struggles with depression, feelings of anxiety may all contribute to female violent crimes and violence, but the overriding psychopathology goes beyond these “normal” struggles that we all face.

This was really engaging for me… a really good article with great details about their mental crisis! Now, for the sake of all women reading this I would like to comment some aspects from above -> let’s take the classification of serial killer women:
Female serial killers are divided into nine categories: black widows, angels of death, sexual predators, revenge killers, profit killers, team killers, killers whose sanity is in question, killers whose motives defy explanation, and unsolved crimes.
I would like just to refer to the number nine… why nine types of women killers? Medicine has a most impressive answer: women has nine types of orgasm and statistically speaking a women has a predisposition to maximum 3 types of orgasm… the rest is frustration… where does this frustration go?
In the knife from the back of your boyfriend of course 🙂 I must stop here until they kill me before I can hit post! Be friendly to your neighbor woman! It helps!
For those of you who are not convinced of the killing design of women, I propose a movie 🙂

11
Aug
09

A serious man

I found this and it looks like a life solver! I’m gonna go for it and see it! Yeah I know this isn’t related to anything but just take it this way! I think “A serious man” will be a blast! and I am confident that I will have a great time seeing it!

Anybody movies? I’m a bit exhausted and I really need a good film! Just imagine for a moment that you are the lonely not understood guy from this trailer… doesn’t it seem a rood experience? For me it kind of looks like… my life!

Facing the inevitability of having a headache every night! See you at the movie 🙂

11
Aug
09

not today…

she sketchNot today my love… not today! maybe tomorrow… our pc is strongly damaged. My security solution is down or off so therefore I feel unprotected against malware… against you! I need a system boost, a system format, a system defragmentation and of course a deep analysis of the links that are keeping us together…

My thoughts are running like empty scripts into a process line and I think that I no longer have all my functions ready to do things! Today I’m off! I’m not sure how much time it will take to rebuild my processes or even if I can redesign the old me…

You told me “I should quit smoking!” How can this bother you?! How can smoking harm anyone from distance? I think not.

Not today my love… not today! Maybe tomorrow I will do everything you tell me, I will take over myself all the blame this world has, take all your judging and observing as constructive advices and be whatever you would like me to be – a piece of your abstract mind – a playful toy in your hands!

10
Aug
09

what if women were Malware?!(3)

TARGETwomenBack again! Long weekend wasn’t it?! At the matter of fact I need to tell you something 🙂 I’m not writing anything in weekends! That’s why the third part and the final one was so well awaited 😛

What if women were Malware?! Well they are! They infect every bit of our life’s with absurd requests based on their feelings! They feel that and that and of course you are responsible for all the negative feelings that they have 🙂 In this context the only escape for you is either to get an extremely good anti virus solution, or try another women (this is not an option because they usually come with the same malware programming from the start! so you’re not solving the problem with another women…)

Again the anti virus problem… since we meet so many women we kind of develop our own filter against the ones who are good and the ones who are malicious! This, in anti virus terms is called a signature database and applied to women is a filter which tells you, based on your life experience that fat women are kind, skinny ones are dangerous, the ones with funny accents are frustrated, the ugly ones too and so on…

This actually is your base filter against them – your life experiences with women!

The second filter is the behavioral one witch tells you how they behave and after a behavioral analysis you can tell how much harm can that girl/woman do to you! I wrote about this in what if women were Malware?!(2) !

The last and most effective filter for my best anti-virus solution is the active control filter which is supposed to keep a close focused eye on her every move to determine if she is or not a malware!

In conclusion all those 3 filters -the known life database, the behavioral analysis  and the active virus control make the best anti virus work!

Now the women thing… you really need to protect yourself -> my best guess of an incredible security solution is BitDefender 2010! You can test the beta version here! It has all those filters and many other cool features to keep you safe!

P.S. I hope this metaphor made a difference in your online/offline life, I mean I hope you understood the importance of a good anti virus and the possibility to have a great security solution against malware only by choosing right!

Safe surfing and of course don’t get eaten by malware… (women)

07
Aug
09

what if women were Malware?!(2)

1549-21_violence_against_womenYeah! I’m good! How are you this morning?! Well it’s pretty obvious that you were waiting for more… First we should define malware as an abbreviation of “malicious software”, and then we can think about all those things around us like mini codes or bits of program that react to other things and so on! Just for the record I’m not going to start a “where does ALL come from?” or God discussion here!

Seeing the world this way will make you wonder what type of programming do women have? I think women are malware for the things around! Just imagine!

Statistics on women show that women are beginning to be more and more present in politics, government, and in every field of activity your mind could think of! That’s crazy isn’t it? This is commonly known as a rootkit! They infiltrate into the world and capture it with their charms and nice behavior… but we all know that this could lead only to one thing… slavery!

Thus we need an anti virus with a behavioral analysis that could test women before they enter our personal space… in fact in relationships (either online or offline) the best anti virus protecting us from harm, disappointment and sadness would be one who first would get the women and insert it into a virtual capsule, with a virtual version of you, besides her, and test her for 3 months for aggressive behavior, and threatening behavior against your well being!

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For example in this virtual world created just for testing the woman, if she doesn’t let your virtual you go out with your friends, watch football, having the morning s, smoke your favorite cigarettes, hang out Sunday afternoons, walk around, doing sports and of course eating your favorite hamburger with lots of pork meat, that women is most certainly MALWARE! And after the analysis you could chose KNOWING if you want or not to stay with or around her 🙂

Yes… this is my conclusion… the best antivirus ever should have a behavioral analysis to tell you if a threat is a threat before getting into it… If you think otherwise or your woman did all the  things above and you’re still a happy couple just give me a call or write me and I think  Guinness World Records would be more than happy to share your results with the world!!! Safe surfing till tomorrow  when we’ll discuss some other characteristics of the perfect system solution that I’ve discovered! 🙂 against malware!!

More info about this strange form of analysys you can find here ->

06
Aug
09

what if women were Malware?!(1)

post_photoshop-tutorial-wonder-woman-step-1-sketchHey there happy Internet surfers! I smoked (almost) my last cigarette and now I’m back… Back for what?! I’ve got this great idea while browsing the net to find a good solution for my problems… I have a lot of problems nowadays related to spam, malware, viruses and all this because I want a secure online and offline life without incidents!

While testing security solutions for my laptop I came across a girl who was doing kind of the same thing ( I was in a tea shop) and I managed to see from distance that she was infected and all her opened web pages were actually fake (I’m talking here about phishing fake:))

That’s when this Idea poped into my head like a mini spam window… “What if women were Malware?!”

The reason for this post is to announce that I will try to explain myself here in a series of posts where we will understand the concept of malware and the concept of women being so 😀

After all this is my search for the best antivirus solution to stop threats… and in this idea I will gather information about malware and the things I discovered about women and the things they do and how they act!

Therefore finding an antivirus for women will solve the problem into our pc’s as well 🙂 Tomorrow we will begin our journey into the search of the best antivirus ever! Any ideas? Don’t be shy to comment! (My answer will be hidden in those posts :P)




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