Yeah! I’m good! How are you this morning?! Well it’s pretty obvious that you were waiting for more… First we should define malware as an abbreviation of “malicious software”, and then we can think about all those things around us like mini codes or bits of program that react to other things and so on! Just for the record I’m not going to start a “where does ALL come from?” or God discussion here!
Seeing the world this way will make you wonder what type of programming do women have? I think women are malware for the things around! Just imagine!
Statistics on women show that women are beginning to be more and more present in politics, government, and in every field of activity your mind could think of! That’s crazy isn’t it? This is commonly known as a rootkit! They infiltrate into the world and capture it with their charms and nice behavior… but we all know that this could lead only to one thing… slavery!
Thus we need an anti virus with a behavioral analysis that could test women before they enter our personal space… in fact in relationships (either online or offline) the best anti virus protecting us from harm, disappointment and sadness would be one who first would get the women and insert it into a virtual capsule, with a virtual version of you, besides her, and test her for 3 months for aggressive behavior, and threatening behavior against your well being!
For example in this virtual world created just for testing the woman, if she doesn’t let your virtual you go out with your friends, watch football, having the morning s, smoke your favorite cigarettes, hang out Sunday afternoons, walk around, doing sports and of course eating your favorite hamburger with lots of pork meat, that women is most certainly MALWARE! And after the analysis you could chose KNOWING if you want or not to stay with or around her 
Yes… this is my conclusion… the best antivirus ever should have a behavioral analysis to tell you if a threat is a threat before getting into it… If you think otherwise or your woman did all the things above and you’re still a happy couple just give me a call or write me and I think Guinness World Records would be more than happy to share your results with the world!!! Safe surfing till tomorrow when we’ll discuss some other characteristics of the perfect system solution that I’ve discovered! against malware!!
More info about this strange form of analysys you can find here ->
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